Monthly Archives: November 2010

National Geographic photo contest douches

Every year National Geographic has a photo contest, and many of the pictures are excellent. However, the contestants are encouraged to write a caption to go with their photo, and that’s where their inner douche emerges. See captions below, followed … Continue reading

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helped me get hired

They left out the tail end of that testimonial: “at McDonald’s.”

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I can’t decide if it means he’s got a PhD in eBay studies, or if he bought his PhD on eBay.

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Stephen King – Under the Dome

Yeah, I know, it came out a year ago, but I read King’s books when they come out in paperback. This one concerns a small Maine town that suddenly, inexplicably finds itself imprisoned by an invisible barrier (which actually isn’t … Continue reading

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quote of the day

“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” –The Simpsons

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Actual Conversation I Just Had In The Elevator

guy in bathrobe*: Doing laundry, huh? me: Yep. It’s not too busy down there. g.i.b.: So are you hairy all over? me: what? *not unusual in my building, from people using the pool and showers downstairs

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I’m always confusing Heidi Fleiss, Heidi Klum, and Heidi Montag. Ignorance is bliss.

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